Facebook ads - absolute best of

If there was a book to teach me how... ah wait there it is.

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Be covered for when the wheels of steel get out of control.

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quack!

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Looking natural too.

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broken legs

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So you can go back roller skating on gravel in the middle of the forest.

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It'd help to postpone the funeral if the little bitch didn't crack your neck just yet.

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cool people looking for cool people

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dog pissing on her face

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tell us exactly when your 10 million dollars mansion is unattended

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he seems quite happy as it is

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a men

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superhair.info everybody

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just for a chat but here is my pic in bikini

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don't eat this thing that you've never eaten and you are never going to eat anyways

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women that only care about what you look like inside

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also working on a version with the picture of a penis printed on it

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she is straight

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let's not get too cynical and check her pics, she might be your twin soul

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I went and checked for you, they say you should eat less you fat pig

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you give us 10£ and we give you 30£ and we swear this is all OK and it's exactly what you think it is

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love the people who are fat inside

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she looks trapped, gonna see if I can help - click

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sexyy people desperately looking for people who love sexyy

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I don't know make up your own joke about this one.

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again single attractive young women desperately looking for a date

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Facebook is full of women, it turns out

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chat and take me home but it's not like I'm easy

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legs don't work

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I'm actually looking in-camera, just I'm cross-eyed.

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Old. It's for old people, don't click that shit just yet.

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I think it ends up that you are naked and she takes a video of you via skype.

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Very bad back problems.

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